gorch

Unsightly skin conditon known to plague Klingon teenagers.

Duras suffered greatly from the gorch during his formative years.

by Erin Mullally January 16, 2010

gorch

A self-centered person, known for stealing beer and scaring off girls with high levels of horniness.

"Did you see him pocket those beers? He's such a gorch!"

"There are no girls here because they are afraid of getting gorched!"

by Willian Holden June 10, 2005

gorch

(n.) A fart smeller, a person that enjoys the smell of other's flatulance. A "gorch" is easily identifiable by the audible sniffing sound shortly after you let one rip.

Me: Did you hear that Casey told Smashley that I said she stood up when she peed?

Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a jizz mopper and a gorch.

by Hullabaloo May 6, 2006

gorch

farting in the bath tub and then eating the bubbles that surface.

a friend of mine taught me to gorch while we bathed together.

by doormouse April 6, 2009

Gorch Fock

An ancient sea vessel which harnesses the divine secrets of space and times. Ridden by Nazi's, this sea vessel is at the heart of the ocean.

Chad: That boat was such a Gorch Fock. I threw up all over the place and I feel like now I finally know the secrets of space and time.

Mark: Yeah, for sure.

by Chad H. Broman November 20, 2010

Gochenour

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

by Kalbach September 30, 2023

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015