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A 100% waterproof fabric woven so tightly that even a single droplet of water cannot get thru it!
My son gave me a Goretex military jacket that is totally waterproof & it cost $300 in 2001. It's amazing, camoflauge, & I love it!
Goretex by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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mcale gorbitrough 

a person who's uncle ordered 2 big red carts for next tuesday at 9:30pm
"Hi is this Target? I would like to order 2 big red carts for my nephew, Mcale Gorbitrough"
mcale gorbitrough by SkyLark1563 August 23, 2022
Gorbit by Dagang69 September 6, 2018
n./adj. (ˈɡɔr-mɛt) A shortened version of the word "gourmet" used to refer to non-gourmet foods, such as overpriced hotdogs or deli cheese with ritz crackers sloppily arranged on a paper plate. May also be used interchangeably with the word "hotdog".
Bro, this gormet kool-aid I got from the Costco is legit!
Whoa, it's a chili-gormet! For only $8!
I went to my favorite restaurant the other day, and they had a gormet selection of <favorite food items here> for 20% off!
gormet by arial_dragon_dancer November 4, 2020

Gorbatschow 

The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!
Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.
Gorbatschow by always_tipsy April 20, 2009
someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore
"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.
Goretard by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010