gopae

don`t wait until it`s too late for medication.

be gopae and see a doctor for your health.

gopae by LAROSURE March 7, 2020

gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

pocket gopher by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass 

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

gopher ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

dirty Goppert 

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Goaex 

Pronunciation: Gw-ex

A commonly used term to describe intimate relations between two or more goats, abbreviation of GOAT-SEX, this word describes an action performed only by goats and no other species.

Alternative meaning: When seen in the wilderness it can be interpreted as a sign from Beelzebub, an omen that wondrously terrible things are approaching

ex. unpasteurized milk, unprotected sex, etc.

“I watched live goaex at my local farm last night while i snuck in to steal the fresh unpasteurized goat milk i crave.”

Goaex by Arnie Stiltskin August 15, 2023