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Pronunciation: Gw-ex

A commonly used term to describe intimate relations between two or more goats, abbreviation of GOAT-SEX, this word describes an action performed only by goats and no other species.

Alternative meaning: When seen in the wilderness it can be interpreted as a sign from Beelzebub, an omen that wondrously terrible things are approaching

ex. unpasteurized milk, unprotected sex, etc.
“I watched live goaex at my local farm last night while i snuck in to steal the fresh unpasteurized goat milk i crave.”
Goaex by Arnie Stiltskin August 15, 2023
Words you can keep
an ambigous word that takes on whatever meaning the user intends it to have at that time.
You gotex!
Gotex by miller j w January 13, 2009
Related Words
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A gender-neutral word for god/goddess. Primarily used in the nonbinary community.
"Have you seen Alex? They are beautiful!"
"I agree. They look like a godex :)"
godex by Cotton_people January 2, 2021
Odd creature with a strange addiction to mansex, commonly known for lurking in IRC chat rooms and preying on young boys.
The golex stopped by and gave me a fist of fury.
golex by Anonymous June 19, 2003
*joe fell from a high place*

joe: damn i failed that mlg

rob: dude... gotex.
Gotex by ohworm? June 23, 2021
For old saggy losers who have trouble getting it up and keeping it there hence the need for fast or "gosex"
We had some great gosex!
gosex by CRazymoma September 4, 2014
A golden bomb ass Rolex
Yo bro your golex is lit af
Golex by aha suh dude October 12, 2017
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