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Gooseling

A mix between a goose and a duckling
oh my goodness i saw a gooseling!
by e49z December 14, 2010
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gooseling

n. Tiny goose. Often an infant but sometimes just small.

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Just saw a very cute gooseling at the pond!

You mean gosling?

No. Gooseling. Do you not read Urban Dictionary?
by gnostic3 May 30, 2020
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Silly little doodle gooseling

What you call your partner when they are gas-lighting their friends into thinking you're a racist. This is also considered a slur, its what's known as a "reflective slur".
Why would you say that you Silly Little Doodle Gooseling!
by dumbnerdy May 28, 2025
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Gosling

The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.

A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.

The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.

There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.

The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
Gosling A: I Love Amelia...
Gosling B: I know man.
by Detective Ame January 4, 2021
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Ryan Gosling

a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.
Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.
by RG 2049 February 20, 2022
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Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.
Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.
by BanjoPaintCan August 13, 2023
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Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.
by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
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