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SPRUCE GOOSING 

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."
SPRUCE GOOSING by yorg December 8, 2015
Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
goosing by benblem January 15, 2022
Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
goosing by Adam Dexter August 4, 2007

Silly-goosing 

(V) The act of being a silly goose
My dog is silly-goosing right now.
Silly-goosing by 4n 1di0t October 29, 2019

Mother Goosing 

When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.
Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.
Mother Goosing by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

Goosing Out 

When you are super high and you laugh non-stop, sometimes making goose noises cause you are laughing so hard.
Dude, Sara is goosing out so bad right now, she must be so high
Goosing Out by BA12 April 5, 2010