Gooseing

The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).

Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.

by ricky diamond February 2, 2017

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

goosing

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.

I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.

by benblem January 15, 2022

goosing

Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).

He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.

by Adam Dexter August 4, 2007

Silly-goosing

(V) The act of being a silly goose

My dog is silly-goosing right now.

by 4n 1di0t October 29, 2019

Mother Goosing

When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.

Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.

by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

Goosing Out

When you are super high and you laugh non-stop, sometimes making goose noises cause you are laughing so hard.

Dude, Sara is goosing out so bad right now, she must be so high

by BA12 April 5, 2010