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Gloopy Poopy 

Excretion that is neither Diarreah or solid.

Or

An expression for the ass of which the above comes from.
"That is one gloopy poopy"

Or

Keith - "why is Karen running to the toilet"

Gerald "Oh she has a Gloopy Poopy
Gloopy Poopy by JLE123 November 12, 2018

Gooey Pooey 

When a person ejaculates inside a person's asshole and they shit the sperm back out
GUY: Yo me and this girl had lots of fun last night
Friend: Did she have a gooey pooey.
GUY: Oh fuck ya buddy
Gooey Pooey by CumBulgaria October 18, 2019

goofy poofy 

this stupid mfer is someone who made a lot of people feel so happy and still does, yes, I, is witnessed this man being someone so fuckin amazing. He is 5’10 and knows how to speak Farsi, OH MY GOD !! it is just *chef's kiss* that makes me fall for him even harder and all over again — he loves hugs, kisses, and cuddles and even will stare at you without saying anything, even if you are doing nothing. dating or not, he loves being someone with whom you can share problems or vent. he knows ways to make people have huge smiles on their faces, it is incredible. people must be lucky to have someone this epic like goofy poofy, *cough cough* you wish you had met this guy earlier, he will become your cutest yet goofiest goblin .. you will not regret having him around for company. this man can crack funny jokes and if you understand his dark humour, then you are on the way to being his bestie/partner, I guarantee you that. anyone who has this name is such a nice person, a genuine human being who wants everyone to feel happy and comfortable … if you have a goofy poofy, take care of his heart and his safety, compliment him, play with his hair, and laugh like a gremlin (he fucking loves it, trust me)— I am sure he will enjoy the nice things you do for him. he is a very special person and people that have the cutest goblin-like him is a lucky person.
the cutest goblin is goofy poofy and no one can change my mind !!! <33333
goofy poofy by loverwillkilluhehe00 November 30, 2023

goopypoopy 

goopypoopy is when you have volcanic, liquid diarrhea.
don’t go in the bathroom, i just made a goopypoopy!
goopypoopy by maggie-37 February 9, 2020

poop goop 

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up
Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.
poop goop by crazyshityo November 6, 2007

poop and goop 

Its when your pooping and you jack off... Jordan tata was first to coin poop and goop when he was discovered at work beating off to the smell of his poop.
Jordan tata starts every day with a hot shower and a poop and goop
poop and goop by -Hew419- August 21, 2016
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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