goopad

an italian term for a guy on the side

I told my husband I was going on a business trip but I really was spending a raunchy weekend with my goopad.

by KinKgoDesS January 20, 2006

Goopdog

1) The definition of an unlit person. Someone who ruins the fun and makes the party lame and boring, just like himself
2) A walking L

Man- Dude, why did Jenkins come to the strip club, it's so lame now
Girl- Yea, he's such a Goopdog, ruining the fun and look at him, he's just a huge L. And look at that, all the strippers are leaving.

by EasyMoneyCurvy March 20, 2017

Gooped and Gagged

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.

Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.

by Esquared August 17, 2020

GoopyDig

Someone who has no clue what they are doing and tends to sleep with multiple men at the same time.

You slept with 12 men last night?!?! How many times are you going to GoopyDig?

by GoopyDig February 16, 2015

goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019

gooped

incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag

When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!

by iamvered February 2, 2019

goomad

Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.

Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomad.

by Louie March 15, 2005