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goobdoggle 

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.
He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.
goobdoggle by HOOPPer January 22, 2014
An insult for an Idiot or a fool.
If somebody does something stupid or screws up on something easy, they would be known as a Goondog.
'Oh, You Goondog!'

'Goondog, Goondog, Goondog' *Chanting*

'Dumb ass Goondog.'
Goondog by Luke Blunt September 6, 2007

Goondoggle 

A name given to someone is very irritating.
"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."
Goondoggle by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008

Goondogger 

A goony sonufabitch who thinks hes funny but is really far from it. The only time people laugh in his presence is to laugh at him not with him. A Goondogger generally spends his days cheifing away on a blunt and smutting bitches.
Oh shit son look over there, that dude is a mofucking Goondogger!
Goondogger by Hard Knox November 11, 2010
goofdog is da goofiest mate you have or a type of action.
bro you’re such a goofdog😭
goofdog by irkaa November 27, 2023

Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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