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goonicide 

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.
"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
goonicide by Lothar76 April 26, 2009
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goonicide 

When you are caught in the act of gooning so hard you end your own life.
Have you seen what happened to the man who went to the drive thru with no pants on? He committed a goonicide!

goonicide 

When you get caught jerkin in the drive thru so you gotta commit a goonicide
Did you see the guy who was jerkin in the drive thru? Heard he committed goonicide
goonicide by goaart January 17, 2025

goonicide 

Refers to a guy who went viral for beat his meat in a drive-thru before killing himself a day later.

Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.
"aint no way bruh, this guy just committed goonicide 💀💀💀"
goonicide by Kappyidiot January 18, 2025

Goonicide 

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.
"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."
Goonicide by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025

Goonicide 

The act of killing ones self after doing something particularly lewd, indecent or sexual
I masturbated infront of a fast food worker and people won't stop harassing me i'm going to commit Goonicide
Goonicide by PornHubPerson January 18, 2025
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