When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.
"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."
"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
by Lothar76 April 26, 2009
when a gooner kills himself because he is extremely fucking horny and can't handle his gooning urges properly.
did you hear about that gooner in arizona who went to that drive-thru coffee shop with the bikini baristas? he didn't have any pants on and he got told to leave. he committed goonicide right after
by samtheobserver January 18, 2025
1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials
1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!
by Cockashit July 26, 2025
Refers to a guy who went viral for beat his meat in a drive-thru before killing himself a day later.
Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.
Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.
by Kappyidiot January 18, 2025
by NauticaMalone February 11, 2025
Have you seen what happened to the man who went to the drive thru with no pants on? He committed a goonicide!
by 011100000111000001110000 January 17, 2025
When you goon in public and get caught, thus going viral leaving you no other option than to commit suicide
Did you hear about that guy gooning in the car? He committed goonicide after he got outed on Twitter.
by LaQuagi January 21, 2025