goonicide

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.

"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(

by Lothar76 April 26, 2009

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Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials

1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!

by Cockashit July 26, 2025

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goonicide

When you are caught in the act of gooning so hard you end your own life.

Have you seen what happened to the man who went to the drive thru with no pants on? He committed a goonicide!

by 011100000111000001110000 January 17, 2025

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When you get caught jerkin in the drive thru so you gotta commit a goonicide

Did you see the guy who was jerkin in the drive thru? Heard he committed goonicide

by goaart January 17, 2025

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goonicide

Refers to a guy who went viral for beat his meat in a drive-thru before killing himself a day later.

Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.

"aint no way bruh, this guy just committed goonicide 💀💀💀"

by Kappyidiot January 18, 2025

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Goonicide

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.

"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."

by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025

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