Definitions by Kappyidiot

Bara Bada Bastu 

A song where three swedish-finnish blokes (and four background dancers in lumberjack clothing and towels) sing about saunas in the Vöyri dialect. This song also happens to be the winner of the 2025 Melodifestivalen, despite this entry being written 10 days before the final - it's just the power of the Finns! What more can I say?

SAUNA!!!

Rumour has it that by listening to Bara Bada Bastu - you gain 0.1% Finnish ethnicity.

"Vi ska bada bastu bastu / Ångon åpp och släpp all stress idag / Bastubröder e je vi som glöder / 100 grader nåjaa" - Kaj, the soon to be winners of Melodifestivalen 2025

Bara Bada Bastu by Kappyidiot February 26, 2025

goonicide 

Refers to a guy who went viral for beat his meat in a drive-thru before killing himself a day later.

Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.

"aint no way bruh, this guy just committed goonicide 💀💀💀"

goonicide by Kappyidiot January 18, 2025

bejba 

The first word to Blanka's Solo

"Bejba, it's kainda krejze"

- Blanka, Polish Representive of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023

bejba by Kappyidiot March 19, 2023

clickbaiting

One of the seven deadly sins.

The seven deadly sins are: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and clickbaiting

clickbaiting by Kappyidiot February 14, 2022