Definitions by deepspace9mm

goonucide

the act of committing suicide after being exposed as a gooner

did you see nautica malone committed goonucide after a video exposing his behavior at a local coffee shop went viral?

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A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

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