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goonsack 

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10
This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!
goonsack by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010
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Goonpacking 

"Goonpacking" or other words "Deposit Maxing" is a term used for an individual who participates in a "Goonpack"

This is where one attatches a condom to their penis and leaves it there, depositing semen in it without taking it off the whole day, whether it be in public, or in general social settings. Most people take penile preformance inhancers like "Honey Packs" often used for this, to keep their penis erect to prevent the condom from falling off. The "pack" isn't taken off until the end of the day hence the action of "Goonpacking."
I just ended my goonpacking session today, it got messy but its all good.
Goonpacking by Jibbly Jibaroonie. January 2, 2025
A hazy, restless state caused by gooning too little - like jetlag, but from under-stimulation.
It’s not burnout, it’s goonlack. I’ve been too normal lately.
Not tired — just goonlack.
Haven’t gooned in days. I’m feeling the goonlack.
goonlack by heinrichlewin May 7, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026