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goonecologist

One who specializes in the practice of gooning.
He sure is thirsty. Must be a certified goonecologist.
goonecologist by Keegababy February 12, 2025
Words you can keep

gynecologist 

Pussy doctor
Gynecologist is a fucking pussy doctor, what better explanation can you get?
gynecologist by partydude67 January 22, 2014

amateur gynecologist 

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

guynecologist 

A male gynecologist. Sometimes referred to as a Man-OB-GYN or dudestetrician.
Meg: It's time for my yearly pap smear.

Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?

Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
guynecologist by FallythePally June 20, 2010

Goonologist 

One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.
I am the Far Rockaway Goonologist who knows the real and the real knows me.
Goonologist by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020

Nearsighted Gynecologist 

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.
Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.

gynecologist 

Spreader of `old`wives tails.A Dr.usually male,who your wife looks forward to having her ass fingerd while you are at work.
Nancy ran over three pedestrians and a dog, while racing to her gynecologist for a free worming.
gynecologist by spike45036 July 9, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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