Goonocoligist 

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

Goonocoligist by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

goonoligist 

a professional gooner studyed and trained

goonoligist is a professional in jerking off

goonoligist by fionnJjohnson March 19, 2024

goonecologist

One who specializes in the practice of gooning.

He sure is thirsty. Must be a certified goonecologist.

goonecologist by Keegababy February 12, 2025

Goonotologist 

Teachers of the fine art goonomics.

My goonotologist said its good to goon before and after sleeping

Goonotologist by anonymous September 12, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022