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a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.
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you are such a Goobotz.
Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010
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goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.
He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.
goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Vinny Goombots 

The Italian version of "John Doe." Refers to any person when you don't know his name. Similar to stugats.
"Hey...who was that Vinny Goombots you were out with last nite? What the f*ck was his name?"
Vinny Goombots by BONE May 3, 2003
Goombotz is a word that combines shortened versions of 2 Italian words meaning Friend and Crazy. Using these 2 words combined into 1 word essentially means "Crazy Friend". Used as a slang term among Italian American Males with their friends

Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".

Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.
Hey Goombotz!

He's such a Goombotz
Goombotz by Bag o' Donuts September 24, 2019
goonbow is the essence of pure skill, usually referred to in gaming.
person1: "wtf!@!@#!@#, i just got pwned by that guy he is so overpowered"
person2: "no hes just goonbow"

person1: "holy shit he hacks for sure, i know hes not goonbow"
goonbow by Onwed.com February 18, 2009

goombotsky 

He's not Italian, but he might as well be he's such a {goomba}. But because of his Polish heritage we'll call him a goombotsky.
goombotsky by n2d2 May 3, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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