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a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.
Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.
Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010
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goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.
He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.
goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Vinny Goombots 

The Italian version of "John Doe." Refers to any person when you don't know his name. Similar to stugats.
"Hey...who was that Vinny Goombots you were out with last nite? What the f*ck was his name?"
Vinny Goombots by BONE May 3, 2003
Goombotz is a word that combines shortened versions of 2 Italian words meaning Friend and Crazy. Using these 2 words combined into 1 word essentially means "Crazy Friend". Used as a slang term among Italian American Males with their friends

Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".

Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.
Hey Goombotz!

He's such a Goombotz
Goombotz by Bag o' Donuts September 24, 2019
goonbow is the essence of pure skill, usually referred to in gaming.
person1: "wtf!@!@#!@#, i just got pwned by that guy he is so overpowered"
person2: "no hes just goonbow"

person1: "holy shit he hacks for sure, i know hes not goonbow"
goonbow by Onwed.com February 18, 2009

goombotsky 

He's not Italian, but he might as well be he's such a {goomba}. But because of his Polish heritage we'll call him a goombotsky.
goombotsky by n2d2 May 3, 2009