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goomah
goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003
GOOMH
Acronym: Get out of my Head!
Used when two people simultaneously say or think the same thing. Often used as instant messenger shorthand.
Used when two people simultaneously say or think the same thing. Often used as instant messenger shorthand.
GOOMH by dare2dreamer April 29, 2010
gölomphed
Chloe gölomphed down the corridor as she anticipated her next lesson. A range of emotion came over her, gölomphing was the only suitable action for how she felt at this moment in time.
gölomphed by denontationstation:) January 16, 2023
goophone
A copy cat company who f**ks up people into thinking that they are getting a real iPhone but actually they get a cheap poorly made android phone that barely works and you might wanna end yourself there for wasting $700 on a fake.
Dude 1: Happy birthday man! I got you a present
Dude 2 unwraps present
Dude 2: I got a iPhone?!?!?!?
Dude 1: Yeah! Open it
Dude 2: Is this a goophone made iphone clone?????
Dude 1: Gotchu
Dude 2 unwraps present
Dude 2: I got a iPhone?!?!?!?
Dude 1: Yeah! Open it
Dude 2: Is this a goophone made iphone clone?????
Dude 1: Gotchu
goophone by TheMiguelitoGod1000 May 14, 2023
goomah
A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.
goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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