goomph

a word that i just made up. it means a man that you think has a secret vagina in his arm-pit. "goomph" can also refer to the arm-pit vagina.

i was playin b-ball with this guy, and he shoved his hairy goomph in my face, fuckin goomph

by mmdogg723 December 14, 2008

goomah

a mafioso's mistress

Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.

by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003

Goopher

A made up word by someone who doesn’t know the word “gopher”. The origin comes from a gay Swedish man named Timmy that claims he’s “the best Golf Clash player in the world”.

I can’t believe that ball didn’t go in the hole. It’s almost like there was a “goopher” in there!

by GeoffreyK July 20, 2018

GOOMH

Acronym: Get out of my Head!

Used when two people simultaneously say or think the same thing. Often used as instant messenger shorthand.

(Completely random chat-excerpt)

Me: We should get pizza.
You: Pizza sounds good tonight.
Me: GOOMH

by dare2dreamer April 29, 2010

gölomphed

(v) To bounce with an intense, overwhelming joy whilst frowning

of Germanic origin

Chloe gölomphed down the corridor as she anticipated her next lesson. A range of emotion came over her, gölomphing was the only suitable action for how she felt at this moment in time.

by denontationstation:) January 16, 2023

goophone

A copy cat company who f**ks up people into thinking that they are getting a real iPhone but actually they get a cheap poorly made android phone that barely works and you might wanna end yourself there for wasting $700 on a fake.

Dude 1: Happy birthday man! I got you a present
Dude 2 unwraps present
Dude 2: I got a iPhone?!?!?!?
Dude 1: Yeah! Open it
Dude 2: Is this a goophone made iphone clone?????
Dude 1: Gotchu

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 May 14, 2023

goomah

Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.

A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.

by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006