GOOMH 

Acronym: Get out of my Head!

Used when two people simultaneously say or think the same thing. Often used as instant messenger shorthand.

(Completely random chat-excerpt)

Me: We should get pizza.
You: Pizza sounds good tonight.
Me: GOOMH

GOOMH by dare2dreamer April 29, 2010

GOOMH 

An exclamation given when someone is banishing a visitor from their presence due to an unlawful act. GOOMH stands for "Get out of my house" but can also be used on social networking sites when someone is offended or surprised by something.

Ross: Hi Jacob, I came to your house to steal your TV. Is that okay?

Jacob: What blasphemy? Get Out of My House! (GOOMH!)

GOOMH by Jarosscob February 16, 2010

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

gooch by Chane. January 31, 2020

Arctic gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

Arctic gooch by Bobby boy July 23, 2014

Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016