googleporn 

Google hijacking the home page of your browser and keeps itself locked in the code.

Drat. I opened IE and there's that dratted googleporn instead of my Home Page.

googleporn by SriArthur December 11, 2012

googletown 

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.

yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.

googletown by rachel svelt January 18, 2008

googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.

After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.

googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

googletowngirl 

noun.fem: person immersed in the googlegeist in an idiosyncratic fashion.

chaya, is a clever and comely, googletowngirl.

googletowngirl by eliseva June 24, 2008

Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

Googlebore by revmpj August 26, 2013

googlepwn 

To answer a stupid question with an obviously-worded google search that returns relevent results at the #1 position.

n00b: Hey, how do I update punkbuster?
Doc: Go to google and type in 'punkbuster update', it's the first result.
Me: Damn, Doc, you just googlepwn'd that n00b!

googlepwn by Raul Infustigado March 18, 2005

googleproof 

A person who is unable to be found by googling their name.

I was trying to find out how to email "John Smith" but he is absolutely googleproof.

googleproof by David Bright Morning December 31, 2008