googlepwn

To answer a stupid question with an obviously-worded google search that returns relevent results at the #1 position.

n00b: Hey, how do I update punkbuster?
Doc: Go to google and type in 'punkbuster update', it's the first result.
Me: Damn, Doc, you just googlepwn'd that n00b!

by Raul Infustigado March 18, 2005

googlebong

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.

After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.

by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

googleplier

Googleplier is an Alternate Ego of the well known YouTuber Markiplier. Googleplier is a supposed Google product, constructed as a human to help people do daily activities and answer questions. Googleplier first appears on the YouTube video "Google IRL" but has recently been upgraded in "Google Gets an Update", both on Markiplier's channel.

Person 1: dude have you seen Googleplier
Person 2: No..... Show me
Person 1: *shows a picture*

Person 2: Fuck a Duck, there goes my pants damn he's sexy

by Josh Dun is Josh Fun May 28, 2017

googlebanger

n. egregious internet clutterer

rachel is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

Googlemancy

In RPGs , magic such as Necromancy (controlling the dead) and Pyromancy (manipulating fire) are often skills that can be leveled up. As such, Googlemancy is the power to manipulate Google to find what you're looking for. Often used in work places, where an old and senile boss will aproach an underling to find some information for him, due to the latter's higher level of Googlemancy.

Mr O'Toole had to ask Kevin, the postroom boy to find the porn he was looking for, due to Kevin's insane Googlemancy skills

by Legatosama April 29, 2010

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googlepause

A break of several seconds in an I.M. thread when one of the participants switches to their web browser in search of a pithy expression or additional evidence for some part of their conversation.

Highly skilled web surfers' googlepauses are hardly noticeable.

by Steve Maller May 30, 2006