Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

Googlebore by revmpj August 26, 2013

googlewhoremonger 

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.

"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

googlewhoremonger by Luvly latina lady! September 7, 2010

googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.

After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.

googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.

My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.

Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlebomb 

The act of manipulating Google search engine results by having hundreds of sites link to a specific site using deceiving keywords.

Google "miserable failure" and you'll get the bio of George W. Bush...he's a victim of a googlebomb.

googlebomb by FA July 4, 2004

Googlebox 

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.

"Hey hand me the googlebox, I need to check my email."

Googlebox by Demarke December 9, 2008

googlebated 

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.

Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.

googlebated by Diabos January 29, 2016