Gooch monster

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When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

Gooch monster by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

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gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

gooch monster by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

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gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

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Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

Gouch Monster by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008

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Gootchmonster

When pieces of feces are attached and/or stuck to the hair of your taint/gootch

Common Abbv: Gootchmonst

Dan: Ugh my taint is itchy I think it was invaded by a gootchmonster.
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those

Gootchmonster by spartan9664 January 21, 2010

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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