gooby goober
An idiot.
gooby goober by gabagaooher February 7, 2024
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Goober, Goob, or Gooby
Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.
Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.
Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.
Goober, Goob, or Gooby by Angel July 3, 2003
Goober, Goob, or Gooby
1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)
2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
Goober, Goob, or Gooby by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003
Goofy Goober
Goofy Goober by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019
Goofy Goober
Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!
Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)
Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free
Chorus
-"Goofy Goober Rock"
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)
Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free
Chorus
-"Goofy Goober Rock"
Goofy Goober by Erick January 7, 2005
Goofy Goober
Means to be the coolest kid on the block.
from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.
from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.
Goofy Goober by Blake And Daniel June 18, 2007
the tear of the goofy goober
The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016
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