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goobsta

his name is goobsta, but he goes by goob!
by kbg3 February 13, 2022
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Googstall

verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling

To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)

The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)
Phone conversation

Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?

Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)

Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...

Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?

Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...

Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).
by WelshRuffster March 5, 2017
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Goobstoob

Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.
That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.
by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021
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Gobstabber

Give someone a blow job in order to back stab someone
Slut 1: What did you do with my boyfriend
Slut 2: I gave him a gobstabber
by abominista March 3, 2011
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Gobstabber

Giving someone a blowjob in order to stab someone in the back
Slut 1: What did you do with my boyfriend?
Slut 2: I gave him a gobstabber
by abominista March 4, 2011
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Googstant

A goog, is known as an Ectacy pill. Situation: The duration it takes for a goog to "kick in".
"When I took it the pill, it was googstant"

"Yeah, I was fucked, it was googstant"
by TheGoogyMonster April 20, 2013
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Goobtard

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way
Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard
by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020
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