Googstant 

A goog, is known as an Ectacy pill. Situation: The duration it takes for a goog to "kick in".

"When I took it the pill, it was googstant"

"Yeah, I was fucked, it was googstant"

Googstant by TheGoogyMonster April 20, 2013

Googstall

verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling

To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)

The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)

Phone conversation

Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?

Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)

Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...

Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?

Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...

Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).

Googstall by WelshRuffster March 5, 2017

Master Gooshant 

The master of all X nibbas. He controls and rules over the minds of all of his X disciples, much like those under his own master Mahmad Gandhi. His ways are similar to those of his master, but his congregation is of a different demographic and uses his followers for his own sadistic benefit.

XXX follower: What do we do Master gooshant?
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!

Master Gooshant by ZamZamZam August 28, 2019

Goostastic 

Something of utter amazingness, such that it is akin to the amazing thumb breaking strength, or utter hygienic qualities of a flock of geese!

I hope that your children have many goostastic adventures.

Goostastic by Prendeil August 3, 2008

Googitate 

To use an internet search engine, such as GOOGLE, for research.

What is the difference between a pandemic and an empidemic? Let me GOOGITATE that and find out!

Googitate by treehuggenwench June 11, 2009

Goostanilov 

Affectionate term for your goose like mate. Even if they flap about and make you worry.

Your being a right goostanilov flappin like tht

Goostanilov by Conanticklepink November 21, 2021