gooberen 

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.

The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.

gooberen by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014

Goobered 

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

Goobered by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

goobernoochie by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017

Goobered 

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014