gooberette

the female version of "goober". when a girl is funny or gives her boyfriend 21 hard ons in one day. also when one wants to throw her boyfriend in with rhinos for kicks and giggles. when a girl laughs uncontrolably for no reason. if a girl is dating a goober. when a girl gets excited with the thought of seeing her boyfriend in four days. sexual arousement between two people (boyfriend and girlfriend). cute funny girl. a short girl.

Mary is a gooberette after she just touched her boyfriends crouch and cute butt and kissed him in the middle of the street.

by marns May 1, 2006

Old Gooberette

An Old Gooberette is a female individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Bitch

She's such an old bitch. Hey that's what happens when your an Old Gooberette.

by Moody Mama January 1, 2016

Gooberette

One goober that identifies as a female species.

She is a gooberette.

by Gooberette.1 January 25, 2021