goober goo 

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

goober goo by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003

Goober/Goobery 

When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.

Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah

Goober/Goobery by tedswerth April 28, 2021

goo goobler 

Noun. One who loves to eat, swallow or guzzle loads of semen.

Tony Baloney is such a goo goobler.

goo goobler by faceman August 27, 2002

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023