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goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant
while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead
by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003
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Goober/Goobery

When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.
Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah
by tedswerth April 28, 2021
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goo goobler

Noun. One who loves to eat, swallow or guzzle loads of semen.
by faceman August 27, 2002
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floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
by wayway June 23, 2016
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Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
by John_465 August 19, 2016
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Goober smack

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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silly little goober

by Numberline June 13, 2023
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