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Gonasyphaherpalesas

A combination of every STD known to man which multiple females from all around the world have, including Meagan Powell.
That chick has Gonasyphaherpalesas, might want to actually wear a rubber on this one dude!
Gonasyphaherpalesas by Pilot-Doofy October 2, 2006

Gonosyphiherpelis 

An insane combination of STDs usually used as an exageration when talking about a sexually promiscuous person who has a high likelyhood of acquiring the disease.

It is by definition a combination of: Gonorhea, Syphillis, Herpes. However it could be used to describe any combination of STDs.
1. Tony: She was screwing some other guy last night. That's like the 6th different person this week.
Frank: Yeah she's gonna end up with gonosyphyiherpelis, if she doesn't already have it yet.
Tony: I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole...Sheeeeit.
Gonosyphiherpelis by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

Gonasyphaherpalesas

A combination of all the STDs combined. In most cases, a nasty slore will retain Gonasyphaherpalesas.
Ew, look at that nasty slut, she probably has Gonasyphaherpalesas. Might now want to fuck her! It could even be Meagan Powell!
Gonasyphaherpalesas by Pilot-Doofy October 2, 2006

gonosyphiherpeles 

Gonosyphiherpeles is the worst super STD originating from the Southern California area, most likely bred in Paris Hilton's echo valley vag. The disease has spread to the eastern shores of the US, and can be found most commonly in guidettes.

Males show no symptoms of the disease and will experience their penis falling of after six months of intercourse with a carrier whore.

Symptons of gonosyphiherpeles include the following: Super red love orifices, herpes(obviously) and a thick green discharge coating the mucus membranes of the vagina.

If a carrier whore is on her period, her tampon will most likely be a crusty mix of red, black, brown and green.
Nathan: Dude, I think I'm going to nail that new chick Cheyenne.
Justin: The one from California? No way, she nailed over thirty guys and got gonosyphiherpeles
gonosyphiherpeles by Trey Black April 23, 2008

Gonosyphiherpilies

A combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, and herpes together.
Don’t touch that skanky slut, you’ll get the gonosyphiherpilies; your dick will rot off!
Gonosyphiherpilies by MoonIvy December 26, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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