Gongoloid

A person who was born in, is a citizen of or lives in Wollongong, Australia

My boyfriend Mark is from the Illawarra down south, he's a gongoloid!

by luckyfrank July 1, 2018

gongoloid

adjective. can be used to describe people, but at times events. a synergy of the words mongoloid and gong show, inferring an aberration of nature and willful tomfoolery.

That donkey show was totally gongoloid

by Gonzokopita April 3, 2009

Dongoloid

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Tongoloid

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Kongoloid

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

by seabrook February 25, 2011

Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019