gongdzilla

The better version of yourself

I see gongdzilla as my role model

by Beststoryteller December 30, 2017

Godzilla

Coolest reptillian monster dude ever.

Godzilla: RAAWWRRR
Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH

by LyssaKillsZombies June 1, 2011

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.

King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

by Godzilla himself March 27, 2010

Godzillabacter

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.

Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."

by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012

Godzilla Vs. Monke

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi

Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes

by Jobeyl February 9, 2021

godzilla of cars

the nissan skyline, known to be at the top of the japaneese supercar pyrimid hence the "godzilla" was nicknames the godzilla by car enthusiasts due to its rate of unbeatability. It stands alone as the best car ever made by japan

"im gunna import me a godzilla"
" you think your supra is fast, try taking the godzilla of cars"

by Jesus Moran Jr April 26, 2008

Gingzilla

A big, fat, butch, ugly, red-headed, freckle-faced ginger girl. Nobody knows exactly their origin but experts have hypothesized that it is the product of a leprechaun mating with Godzilla. Rarely seen; however, beware! Unlike other gingers who simply do not have souls, a gingzilla sucks all living souls from anyone within a 10 mile radius!

...and in other news, a Gingzilla was spotted today in downtown Bracebridge. Please stay in your homes. If anyone has any further information about this creature please contact your local Animal control. Do not leave your homes unless it is an emergency and make sure to bring a weapon. This is Tricia Takanawa reporting. Back to you Tom!

by udqueen July 17, 2011