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Goinched
The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
Goinched by YGproductions April 9, 2016
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Goonched • gooched • Goinched • gonched • gooched on • Gooncheese . • Gooncher • gootched • getting gootched • Goon Checkpoint
gooched on
To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
gooched on by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015
Gooncher
Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.
Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016
Goinched
The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!
Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!
Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!
Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
Goinched by YGproductions June 2, 2016
gooched
The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
gooched by merlineternal January 20, 2008
Gooched
Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.
Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!
Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!
Gooched by Skazellino September 8, 2011
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