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Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.
"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."
GoofBag by philbobaggins August 4, 2016

golf bag 

A sexual move wherein a man has anal sex with a woman and he simultaneously shoves his balls into her snatch. Thus, she has his club and balls in her like a golf bag.
She was so tight that when he tried to do the golf bag she almost squeezed his nuts off.
golf bag by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008
A Hartford Heroin Wax Paper Bindle with ink stamp. Thus, being all Goldbagged out. One who aquires and uses the goldbag is thus referred to as a Goldbagger. The term originated when JT. was rolling a joint of primo cannabis sativa with black tar heroin being rolled into the cigarette. He handed it over for ignition and brilliantly stated "It's like that Goldbag shit you used to do." The term has transformed and been used synonymously with intoxication. The Goldbag Hour is referred to as a nod, quick passout, or powenap. Goldbaggers are typically hippie bikers. The Goldbaggers Union is International, Local One EHGBA.
Goldbag it up!-Lets get fucked up.
I am all Goldbagged out! - I am inebriated.
She is Goldbagged out- The bitch is unconscious.
You Goldbagger! One who is foggy eyed and fried.
Goldbagger-A successful Mercenary Stagehand, when the money is gone-so are we!!!
Goldbag by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

Golfball [sleepy-g] 

A light-weight, wannabe gangster, who looks as if he's sleeping 24 hours a day. Also manages to confuse beautiful girls into falling in love with him. Very ugly in appearance......
"Yu guys see Golfball sleepy-g with Firecrotch the other day? He bought her a friggin happy meal and SHE asked HIM out."
Golfball [sleepy-g] by J.Capone January 15, 2009

golf bag 

A woman who is very slutty, and probably has enough room to entertain a couple of balls and 14 shafts at once.
"Mona is a real golf bag."
golf bag by A Vettel February 14, 2008

golfball 

A male slut, one who goes in and out of "holes" without feeling.
Damn Steven is such a golfball!
golfball by sauce July 26, 2003