golfbag
A woman who has a different club pulled out of her at least 18 times a day (no sexual reference here)
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GoofBag
Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.
"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."
GoofBag by philbobaggins August 4, 2016
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golf bag
A sexual move wherein a man has anal sex with a woman and he simultaneously shoves his balls into her snatch. Thus, she has his club and balls in her like a golf bag.
golf bag by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008
Goldbag
A Hartford Heroin Wax Paper Bindle with ink stamp. Thus, being all Goldbagged out. One who aquires and uses the goldbag is thus referred to as a Goldbagger. The term originated when JT. was rolling a joint of primo cannabis sativa with black tar heroin being rolled into the cigarette. He handed it over for ignition and brilliantly stated "It's like that Goldbag shit you used to do." The term has transformed and been used synonymously with intoxication. The Goldbag Hour is referred to as a nod, quick passout, or powenap. Goldbaggers are typically hippie bikers. The Goldbaggers Union is International, Local One EHGBA.
Goldbag it up!-Lets get fucked up.
I am all Goldbagged out! - I am inebriated.
She is Goldbagged out- The bitch is unconscious.
You Goldbagger! One who is foggy eyed and fried.
Goldbagger-A successful Mercenary Stagehand, when the money is gone-so are we!!!
I am all Goldbagged out! - I am inebriated.
She is Goldbagged out- The bitch is unconscious.
You Goldbagger! One who is foggy eyed and fried.
Goldbagger-A successful Mercenary Stagehand, when the money is gone-so are we!!!
Goldbag by Goldbagger January 18, 2010
Golfball [sleepy-g]
A light-weight, wannabe gangster, who looks as if he's sleeping 24 hours a day. Also manages to confuse beautiful girls into falling in love with him. Very ugly in appearance......
"Yu guys see Golfball sleepy-g with Firecrotch the other day? He bought her a friggin happy meal and SHE asked HIM out."
Golfball [sleepy-g] by J.Capone January 15, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!