Definitions by pbrgirl

row boat 

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.

Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

row boat by pbrgirl October 4, 2005

john hancock 

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

john hancock by pbrgirl September 28, 2005

cruise ship 

another name for a swinger party

Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.

cruise ship by pbrgirl September 28, 2005

golfbag 

A woman who has a different club pulled out of her at least 18 times a day (no sexual reference here)

Paris Hilton
Pamela Anderson
Heidi Fleiss and
Tara Reid

are all golfbags.

golfbag by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

grenade pin 

a used tampon that is hidden so it will smell up the room.

Sally was fighting with her boyfriend for the final time. She could no longer handle the fact that he liked to watch Mr. Rogers during lovemaking. Right after they had sex she told him it was over and proceeded to leave a grenade pin under his pillow so that he would find it weeks later. Or soonder depending upon the smell factor.

grenade pin by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

page sniffer 

someone who selects to rent or buy books by the smell of the pages.

Sally was at the library one day roaming the shelves. She would grab a hand full of books and smell the pages. She would only check out books that had the most pleasing smells to the pages so that she could smell them before going to bed. Sally was a class II page sniffer.

page sniffer by pbrgirl September 23, 2005