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Golf stick 

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.
Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.
Golf stick by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

Stickle Golf 

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf with my friends instead.
Stickle Golf by nkallday December 30, 2021

Stickle Golf 

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf instead.
Stickle Golf by nkallday December 30, 2021

Goofstick 

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless
"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"
Goofstick by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

Goldstick Pull 

Giving a vigorous hand job to a male with a huge, fat cock aka Goldstick.
I met a guy at the bar and gave him a goldstick pull. He roped all over my arm.
Goldstick Pull by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Goldstick 

A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.

Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Goldstick by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018