Staint

The combination, often accidentally, of the words "saint" and "statue".

In Rome, there are many, many staints.

by Goofstickguy45 April 30, 2018

Goofstick

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

by Goofstickguy45 November 10, 2017