Goofstick

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

by Goofstickguy45 November 10, 2017

Staint

The combination, often accidentally, of the words "saint" and "statue".

In Rome, there are many, many staints.

by Goofstickguy45 April 30, 2018