golby

The hottest, sexiest, most fuckable, retard of all time. Has a weird wink twitch, and dances my flapping the arms/wings they imagine they have, has a classic perfect pussy, with the body of a stripper... but the ones you see in movies... not reality,. yuck... her eyes are that of the most ridiculously retarded gooby face.

fuck that stupid golby till shes dead

by TheDefinitionOfShea April 1, 2015

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019

Sam Golbach

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.

My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach

by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019

gooby hole

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.

Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole

by KKKisforNoScopers March 3, 2015

Gooby Dooby

A statement that describes someone's appearance as being attractive or very appealing. This statement is often followed by side-eyes emoji to present someone looking while professing interest.

Historically it is most similar to hubba hubba and should be used synonymously

an attractive lady walks by a young man on the street - the man turns to the lady and says "Gooby-Dooby"

It is most commonly used as a way to show admiration for a situation or an individual person

"C: Damn that woman is fine."
"J: Gooby Dooby."

by whoknows198 January 24, 2023

sam golbach

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019