noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas
Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!
Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.
Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.
Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.
Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.
by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012
Get the gohmert mug.Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.
Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.
Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.
Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.
by DeclanPA January 5, 2013
Get the gohmert mug.verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.
The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.
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