goffle 

An Aussie Bogan slang word used to describe all the unrelated crap you have to get through in order to achieve a task that should be simple and straightforward, yet some pen clicking douche with too much time decided to make it overly complicated to sooth their own personal love for themselves.

Why the hell do I have to go through all this bloody goffle just to get a Cenno (Centrelink) loan?

goffle by SnowMan81 September 17, 2020

Goffle Off 

To talk nonsense

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.

Goffle Off by Flickering State September 30, 2016

goofler 

Someone exceptionally skilled at being goofy. Combination of the words "rizzler" and "goofy".

He is the goofler.

goofler by matee28 March 9, 2023

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Giffle 

When you are shown something funny on a phone, but it’s not that funny and you’re trying to be nice.. so you “huhuh” chuckle?

Friend: shows his buddy a KeKe dance video

Other friend: “huh-huh”

Friend: “Did you just giffle me?”

Giffle by Peckmic2 July 29, 2018

gaffle 

to steal

Crackhead bitch gaffled my wallet while I was in the bathroom.

gaffle by Loremaster September 17, 2002

GOffeur 

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.

I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!

GOffeur by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016