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God rocker

A super-Christian. The one that knows every bible verse, every story, every answer to any bible related question. They may or may not have friends outside of their church/youth groups, and it is often thought that they don't. They often are quite evangelical to people, and will shout "Jesus loves you!" from their cars to people in the streets. They are insanely annoying, even to other Christians.
God rocker - "Hey! Jesus loves you! John 3:16!"
Atheist - "Wow, what a God rocker..."
by dan.s October 7, 2008
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god rocket

I could not believe how many god rockets I saw when I drove from Salt Lake to Provo on Interstate 15.
by Bermudawoman January 29, 2014
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God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth
Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket
by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014
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Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...
by dookeyboy December 18, 2010
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GobRocker

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
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