Steeple
Steeple by jokerface249 June 24, 2009
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Steeple
1) Poking / jabbing somebody up the bum with an object with similar shape to a penis.
2) A small village in Essex
3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.
2) A small village in Essex
3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.
1) He steepled me last night.
2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.
3) I can see the churches steeple!
2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.
3) I can see the churches steeple!
Steeple by Dot-to-Dot February 20, 2011
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Steeple
Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
Steeple
A loop of metal, or a bar or wire bent and formed with two points, to be driven into wood to hold up fence.
Steeple by Pinchehonkey July 27, 2022
steeple chase
the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.
steeple chase by ross mt pleasant July 28, 2008
Steeple Chasing
The act of one shorter man forcing his erect penis up into the bottom of another taller man's erect penis.
Dave: It's a shame that you're shorter than me, Dale.
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?
Steeple Chasing by verncrowe5 May 4, 2010
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