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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Goblin Knobbling 

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug
Goblin Knobbling by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

Hobbly Knob Goblin 

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
Hobbly Knob Goblin by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

knob goblin 

morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!
knob goblin by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Knob Goblin 

A promiscuous woman whose sole objective in life is to engage in as many fellatious encounters as possible
"That knob goblin is fiending the cock"
"Yeah, she'll be gobblin' my knob all night"

Knob goblin 

One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.
Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?

Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.

Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
Knob goblin by dongjohnson November 29, 2015