3 definitions by Rusty McShakelfuckerd

cum hog

A voluptuous man or woman who's thirst for cum is never quenched. A cum hog will go to any length to get creamy thick man gravy all over their face and mouth.

"Dude check out that cum hog"
"Aww dude she's collecting jizz from homeless men and putting it into a milk jug"
"FUCK!!! that fuckin cum hog is chuggin on that gallon of baby batter"
"No fuckin way...the bitch is regurgitating it back into the jug"
"What a fuckin nasty, slimy flesh cave"

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 3, 2007

tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 4, 2007

Knob Goblin

A promiscuous woman whose sole objective in life is to engage in as many fellatious encounters as possible

"That knob goblin is fiending the cock"
"Yeah, she'll be gobblin' my knob all night"

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 5, 2007