gobblegap

Irritating talk consisting of meaningless news, opinions or points of disinterest, that never stops.

John: My wife's been on the phone with her mom for 5 hours now, talking about nothing!

Earl: Yeah, my wife can gobblegap with her sister for hours too.

by Gobstopper112 July 10, 2010

Gobblewash

To talk shit

Melbin continued to talk gobblewash.

by Mootdanga July 26, 2018

gobblesack

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.

This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.

by LilBurkey December 31, 2013

gobblegoul

Italian meat u can buy at deli's.

Yo, ma, where da fuk is the gobblegoul?

by GGGGGGGGGGGGG September 10, 2005

gobblejammer

A gobblejammer is someone who sticks the head of a live turkey up his ass while fucking it. Usually refers to someone who does it often.

Ty: Dude, Neal's such a gobblejammer

Vin: Ya dude, he still has feathers sticking out of his ass

by Tydude August 30, 2007

Gobbledageek

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.

Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'

by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010

Gobblekaze

The person (or people) who go crazy during Black friday sales.

Dude, the Gobblekaze pushed me to get to the shows!

by JewTaco December 26, 2010