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Gobbleshank 

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.
Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.
Gobbleshank by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it
Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.
Gobblebaste by David Misell January 12, 2009

Gobblegasm 

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.
Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk
Gobblegasm by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

Gobblegash 

When a vagina is big and hangy resembling a turkey neck
Ewe she has a big floppy vagina she has gobblegash
Gobblegash by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

Gobbledashing

The act of eating food then running away/a fancy form of Dine and dash
STOP GOBBLEDASHING ALL MY FOOD JEROME
Gobbledashing by Uno_Bruno January 2, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026