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Gobbleshank 

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.
Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.
Gobbleshank by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it
Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.
Gobblebaste by David Misell January 12, 2009

Gobblegasm 

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.
Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk
Gobblegasm by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

Gobblegash 

When a vagina is big and hangy resembling a turkey neck
Ewe she has a big floppy vagina she has gobblegash
Gobblegash by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

Gobbledashing

The act of eating food then running away/a fancy form of Dine and dash
STOP GOBBLEDASHING ALL MY FOOD JEROME
Gobbledashing by Uno_Bruno January 2, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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