Gobblewash

To talk shit

Melbin continued to talk gobblewash.

by Mootdanga July 26, 2018

Gobbleshank

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.

Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.

by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it

Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.

by David Misell January 12, 2009

Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

Gobblegash

When a vagina is big and hangy resembling a turkey neck

Ewe she has a big floppy vagina she has gobblegash

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

Gobbledashing

The act of eating food then running away/a fancy form of Dine and dash

STOP GOBBLEDASHING ALL MY FOOD JEROME

by Uno_Bruno January 2, 2023