Gobblekaze 

The person (or people) who go crazy during Black friday sales.

Dude, the Gobblekaze pushed me to get to the shows!

Gobblekaze by JewTaco December 26, 2010

Gobbledageek 

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.

Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'

Gobbledageek by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010

gobbleface 

this grl who hates everything cept like cake n this other grl

she swears her hairs not red n she dont got flakes

she carries around a screwdriver n likes to stab people wit it

shes insecure bout her hair n umm her screwdriver

holy shit watch out here comes gobbleface n her screwdriver!

gobbleface by FEDIW April 12, 2005