Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

Gobblewash

To talk shit

Melbin continued to talk gobblewash.

by Mootdanga July 26, 2018

gobblejammer

A gobblejammer is someone who sticks the head of a live turkey up his ass while fucking it. Usually refers to someone who does it often.

Ty: Dude, Neal's such a gobblejammer

Vin: Ya dude, he still has feathers sticking out of his ass

by Tydude August 30, 2007

Googlegasm

the little orgasm that everyone that works at Google has every time you do a Google search.

Eric Shmidt just had multiple Googlegasms when you did that Google Search for Google in Google Chrome while you were setting Google search as your homepage

by Holmeise October 10, 2009

Googlegasm

The joy of discovering an amazing Google product.

"That new calendar gave me a Googlegasm"

by Pauly Jura April 30, 2006

Googlegasm

When you start Googling a topic which leads you to something totally unrelated that's really exciting, unexpected, and magical, which gets you so intrigued and psyched that you order something having to do with it on Amazon or iTunes.

This afternoon I had a Googlegasm while I was trawling the internet for lamps and ordered Chekhov's short stories on Amazon when I discovered what a hunk Chekhov was.

by spectralchick December 5, 2013

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it

Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.

by David Misell January 12, 2009