gobble hobble 

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

gobble hobble by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018

Hobble Gobble Swobble 

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!

pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble

Hobble Gobble Swobble by Junkie Stunter August 16, 2012

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

Gobble and Hobble by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

hobble gobbler 

One who takes the head of a fish and shoves it up their ass and screams the word nigger baby at the top of their lungs.

yesterday I hobble gobblered at the top of my lungs.

hobble gobbler by DTS57 July 1, 2011

gobblewobble 

Overhanging skin on a pugs mouth

Luna stop shaking your gobblewobbles

gobblewobble by DJB2021 March 13, 2021

Gobblegobblestan 

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

Gobblegobblestan by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022

Gobblegobblestan 

A country that borders Iraq, capital is Ankara.

I went to Gobblegobblestan on vacation last year and stayed in Istanbul.

Gobblegobblestan by RoundenBrown January 13, 2023