One who takes the head of a fish and shoves it up their ass and screams the word nigger baby at the top of their lungs.
by DTS57 June 30, 2011
A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
by no one146 April 18, 2006